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popeyephooey:

Fake Criterion for Nicholas Ray’s Johnny Guitar

popeyephooey:

Fake Criterion for Nicholas Ray’s Johnny Guitar

 |   May 25 2012   |  14 notes  

midmarauder:

Criterion Cover for Jane Campion’s “The Piano”

midmarauder:

Criterion Cover for Jane Campion’s “The Piano”

 |   May 24 2012   |  51 notes  

popeyephooey:

Yet another Dunham-related post, a second fake Criterion for her Tiny Furniture. Why can I not stop watching this movie?

popeyephooey:

Yet another Dunham-related post, a second fake Criterion for her Tiny Furniture. Why can I not stop watching this movie?

 |   May 23 2012   |  29 notes  

The Transformers: The Movie [1986]
An email submission from “Calamity” Jon Morris [calamityjon.tumblr.com].

The Transformers: The Movie [1986]

An email submission from “Calamity” Jon Morris [calamityjon.tumblr.com].

 |   May 22 2012   |  36 notes  

officerserpico:

Coneheads (1993) • Directed by Steve Barron • Fake Criterions

I have no idea why I did two.

 |   May 21 2012   |  18 notes  

popeyephooey:

Fake Criterion for Noah Baumbach’s Greenberg

popeyephooey:

Fake Criterion for Noah Baumbach’s Greenberg

 |   May 21 2012   |  29 notes  

bigredrobot:

Howard the DuckDir. Willard Hyuck, 1986, USA
For Fake Criterions. 

bigredrobot:

Howard the Duck
Dir. Willard Hyuck, 1986, USA

For Fake Criterions. 

 |   May 18 2012   |  90 notes  

Captain Eo [1986]
An email submission from Jeremy Allison.

Captain Eo [1986]

An email submission from Jeremy Allison.

 |   May 18 2012   |  35 notes  

danielpwnz:

The Mighty Ducks (1992) - Fake Criterion

danielpwnz:

The Mighty Ducks (1992) - Fake Criterion

 |   May 18 2012   |  155 notes  

OTHER THINGS: CALL FOR ARTISTS- Eraserhood Forever

The PhilaMOCCA gallery’s putting up a show based on the work of David Lynch and they’re looking for artists. I know some of you people are the artist-types. CHECK IT OUT.

CALL FOR ARTISTS

Eraserhood Forever
An art show of Lynchian proportions.

Opening reception: Friday, July 13, 2012 at 6:00 PM
The Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Arts
531 N. 12th Street, Philadelphia, PA 19123

About the Event:  PhilaMOCA is hosting a David Lynch-themed art show in honor of an Eraserhead mural that is currently being added to the building’s exterior.  We are seeking Lynch-themed/inspired submissions from artists of all disciplines.

The opening reception will be held on Friday, July 13 from 6:00 – 11:30 PM and will feature performers, musicians, amusements, and, of course, art in the style of the cinema of David Lynch.  The show will be up through Tuesday, July 24; there will be selected hours for open gallery visits as well as viewings by appointment.

Submissions: All mediums are welcome.  Please send digital files or photos of submissions to curator Chip Schwartz at chip@philamoca.org.  Links are preferred for six or more entries.

There will be a $25 participation fee per selected piece of artwork; PhilaMOCA will handle all art sales with a 15% commission per sale.

Deadline for submissions is June 29, 2012.

Accepted Art Delivery:  Drop-offs of accepted art can be made at PhilaMOCA (531 N. 12th Street) on July 10 and July 11 from noon-6pm and by appointment.  Work must be hang-ready and prepared for installation.

 |   May 17 2012   |  13 notes  

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