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officerserpico:

3 Dev Adam aka Three Giant Men aka Captain America & Santo vs. Spider-Man (1973)Directed by T. Fikret Uçak • Fake Criterion
Seriously, you could not make this up if you tried.
Watch it on YouTube.

officerserpico:

3 Dev Adam aka Three Giant Men aka Captain America & Santo vs. Spider-Man (1973)
Directed by T. Fikret Uçak • Fake Criterion

Seriously, you could not make this up if you tried.

Watch it on YouTube.

 |   January 3 2013   |  33 notes   |  View comments  

(Source: davidcornelius)

 |   January 2 2013   |  34 notes   |  View comments  

Not strictly Criterion, but a neat project from last year’s contest winner.

andrewihla:

One of my Christmas gifts to JoJo: the complete Pixar collection on Blu-Ray, in matching packaging I designed.  I purchased each movie we didn’t already have, and transferred them to Criterion’s beautiful all-art, all-clear cases.  The fronts, backs, spines, and insides of all 14 cases feature original Pixar development and concept art that I scavenged from various books n’ blogs and pieced together into designs that are hopefully a little more complimentary to the films than the character clipart Disney uses.  Gonna make some little guidebooks for all of ‘em, with cast & crew info and bonus listings.

 |   December 31 2012   |  1,856 notes   |  View comments  

donaldchicken:

Fake Criterion for ‘Quiet Days in Clichy (1970)’

donaldchicken:

Fake Criterion for ‘Quiet Days in Clichy (1970)’

 |   December 31 2012   |  20 notes   |  View comments  

Alright, that’s it, everyone!
Thank you to all who entered, congratulations to our winners and thanks to our judges.
Want an easy link to all of the entries? HERE YOU GO.
Let’s see if this thing can creak along for another year, or if the joke’s just been completely played out. Fingers crossed!

Alright, that’s it, everyone!

Thank you to all who entered, congratulations to our winners and thanks to our judges.

Want an easy link to all of the entries? HERE YOU GO.

Let’s see if this thing can creak along for another year, or if the joke’s just been completely played out. Fingers crossed!

 |   December 27 2012   |  8 notes   |  View comments  

Vampire’s Kiss [1989]
Entry by Kelsey Spencer for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

Vampire’s Kiss [1989]

Entry by Kelsey Spencer for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

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Honeymoon in Vegas [1992]
Entry by Heather Cain for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

Honeymoon in Vegas [1992]

Entry by Heather Cain for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

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Wild at Heart [1990]
Entry by Richard Holmes for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

Wild at Heart [1990]

Entry by Richard Holmes for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

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Gone In 60 Seconds [2000]
Entry by Bootyrooter for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

Gone In 60 Seconds [2000]

Entry by Bootyrooter for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

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National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets [2007]
Entry by Nathaniel Brimmer-Beller for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets [2007]

Entry by Nathaniel Brimmer-Beller for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

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Wild at Heart [1990]
Entry by Andrew Lawandus for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

Wild at Heart [1990]

Entry by Andrew Lawandus for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

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Con Air [1997]
Entry by Andrea Streeter for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

Con Air [1997]

Entry by Andrea Streeter for the Fake Criterions Second Anniversary Cage Match.

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