Whoooo! Epic Stinker.
Congratulations to our 10,000th follower, ptbuttons.
You don’t win anything.
I made a fake Criterion cover for my favorite movie, In Bruges by Martin McDonagh.
“You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten, they’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people… better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.”
Serenity (2005), dir. Joss Whedon.
To Die For (1995) - Fake Criterion
Email submission from “Calamity” Jon Morris.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Dir. Rod Amateau, 1987
It’s on now! If you’re Philadelphialocal, check the schedule, hit some screenings. There’s some fun stuff in there. And you might see Fake Criterions Film Facts slides before some of the movies. SO GO.
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls 
He truly loved film and it showed in every single word. He will be missed.
The Films Of Coleman Francis. Criterion Eclipse Series. Fake Criterion DVD Cover.
Just for fun…
Another fake Criterion cover. Forgetting Sarah Marshall, directed by Nicholas Stoller.