Fake Criterions

mattscartoons:

Whoooo! Epic Stinker.

| April 11 2013 | 17 notes | View comments

Congratulations to our 10,000th follower, ptbuttons.

You don’t win anything.

| April 11 2013 | 34 notes | View comments

alexseder:

I made a fake Criterion cover for my favorite movie, In Bruges by Martin McDonagh.

(via officerserpico)

| April 10 2013 | 2,588 notes | View comments

“You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten, they’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people… better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.”
Serenity (2005), dir. Joss Whedon.

“You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten, they’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people… better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.”

Serenity (2005), dir. Joss Whedon.

(via extendedcapital)

| April 9 2013 | 78 notes | View comments

tattoothecactus:

To Die For (1995) - Fake Criterion

(Source: trashandexcuses)

| April 9 2013 | 41 notes | View comments

Heartbeeps [1981]

Email submission from “Calamity” Jon Morris.

| April 8 2013 | 46 notes | View comments

bigredrobot:

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Dir. Rod Amateau, 1987

(Source: bigredrobot)

| April 6 2013 | 45 notes | View comments

CINEDELPHIA FILM FESTIVAL

It’s on now! If you’re Philadelphialocal, check the schedule, hit some screenings. There’s some fun stuff in there. And you might see Fake Criterions Film Facts slides before some of the movies. SO GO.

| April 5 2013 | 7 notes | View comments

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls [1970]

Roger Ebert, R.I.P.

He truly loved film and it showed in every single word. He will be missed.

| April 4 2013 | 147 notes | View comments

pineapples101:

The Films Of Coleman Francis. Criterion Eclipse Series. Fake Criterion DVD Cover.
Just for fun…

| April 3 2013 | 41 notes | View comments

alexseder:

Another fake Criterion cover. Forgetting Sarah Marshall, directed by Nicholas Stoller.

| April 2 2013 | 40 notes | View comments

NOTICE

Alright, easing off the Double Fakeouts (mostly) and easing back into the real fake ones.

| April 2 2013 | 3 notes | View comments