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By thefilmfatale.
Okay, the placement/sizing/font of the date bar on the left is off-model and this is already a Criterion, but we’re reblogging for the innovation of an animated gif cover. Kind of the Thomas Edison of animated fake fancy dvd covers here. Now we need a Tesla. And then this guy will be a jerk and publicly electrocute a cover with an elephant on it. Maybe Operation Dumbo Drop.

By thefilmfatale.

Okay, the placement/sizing/font of the date bar on the left is off-model and this is already a Criterion, but we’re reblogging for the innovation of an animated gif cover. Kind of the Thomas Edison of animated fake fancy dvd covers here. Now we need a Tesla. And then this guy will be a jerk and publicly electrocute a cover with an elephant on it. Maybe Operation Dumbo Drop.

(Source: thefilmfatale)

 |   February 20 2013   |  282 notes   |  View comments  

officerserpico:

Red Planet (2000) • Directed by Antony Hoffman • Fake Criterion

officerserpico:

Red Planet (2000) • Directed by Antony Hoffman • Fake Criterion

(Source: officerserpico)

 |   February 19 2013   |  58 notes   |  View comments  

officerserpico:

Sunshine (2007) • Directed by Danny Boyle • Fake Criterion

officerserpico:

Sunshine (2007) • Directed by Danny Boyle • Fake Criterion

(Source: officerserpico)

 |   February 18 2013   |  82 notes   |  View comments  

hulu:

More than 800 films from The Criterion Collection are available for free on Hulu through this weekend! Breathless? Yup, that one, too.

hulu:

More than 800 films from The Criterion Collection are available for free on Hulu through this weekend! Breathless? Yup, that one, too.

 |   February 14 2013   |  447 notes   |  View comments  

brokentreeproductions:

Diary of a Mad Black Woman Criterion Collection

brokentreeproductions:

Diary of a Mad Black Woman Criterion Collection

 |   February 14 2013   |  36 notes   |  View comments  

shellacandvinyl:

Ziggy Stardust’s final show - July 3, 1973. Directed by D. A. Pennebaker.
Fake Criterion

shellacandvinyl:

Ziggy Stardust’s final show - July 3, 1973. Directed by D. A. Pennebaker.

Fake Criterion

 |   February 13 2013   |  75 notes   |  View comments  

getradified:

#4 - Thrashin’ aka Skate Gang, 1986, David Winters
I finally got bored enough to make a new fake Criterion. Loosely inspired by the 4 by Agnès Varda Criterion packaging. If you haven’t seen this film, download that shit immediately.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6allGZw0-qU

getradified:

#4 - Thrashin’ aka Skate Gang, 1986, David Winters

I finally got bored enough to make a new fake Criterion. Loosely inspired by the 4 by Agnès Varda Criterion packaging. If you haven’t seen this film, download that shit immediately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6allGZw0-qU

 |   February 13 2013   |  57 notes   |  View comments  

danielpwnz:

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

danielpwnz:

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

 |   February 11 2013   |  212 notes   |  View comments  

Snow Day [2000]
Should have been Pete & Pete, but oh well.

Snow Day [2000]

Should have been Pete & Pete, but oh well.

 |   February 8 2013   |  142 notes   |  View comments  

midmarauder:

Criterion Cover for Liliana Cavani’s 1974 Film “The Night Porter”
MM = Midnight Marauder

midmarauder:

Criterion Cover for Liliana Cavani’s 1974 Film “The Night Porter”

MM = Midnight Marauder

 |   February 8 2013   |  104 notes   |  View comments  

herky140:

Tintin and the Lake of Sharks (1972)
I kept expecting Captain Haddock to break out the spinach he sounded so much like Popeye.

herky140:

Tintin and the Lake of Sharks (1972)

I kept expecting Captain Haddock to break out the spinach he sounded so much like Popeye.

 |   February 7 2013   |  101 notes   |  View comments  

danielpwnz:

Dumb & Dumber
Big Gulps, huh?  Welp, see ya later!

danielpwnz:

Dumb & Dumber

Big Gulps, huh?  Welp, see ya later!

 |   February 6 2013   |  145 notes   |  View comments  

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