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“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

Predator (1987), dir. John McTiernan.

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

Predator (1987), dir. John McTiernan.

(via extendedcapital)

 |   January 21 2013   |  71 notes   |  View comments  

Trying out a thing that might be for a thing.

 |   January 20 2013   |  37 notes   |  View comments  

bigredrobot:

Beavis And Butthead Do America, 1996Dir. Mike Judge & Yvette Kaplan
By Dylan Todd /// BIG RED ROBOT.

bigredrobot:

Beavis And Butthead Do America, 1996
Dir. Mike Judge & Yvette Kaplan

By Dylan Todd /// BIG RED ROBOT.

 |   January 18 2013   |  180 notes   |  View comments  

totalshinfo:

“I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don’t give me answers, I’m gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss.”

 |   January 17 2013   |  207 notes   |  View comments  

(Source: davidcornelius)

 |   January 16 2013   |  44 notes   |  View comments  

officerserpico:

Crimewave (1985) • Directed by Sam Raimi • Fake Criterion

officerserpico:

Crimewave (1985) • Directed by Sam Raimi • Fake Criterion

 |   January 15 2013   |  53 notes   |  View comments  

totalshinfo:

“The earth is evil. We don’t need to grieve for it. ”

totalshinfo:

“The earth is evil. We don’t need to grieve for it. ”

 |   January 14 2013   |  228 notes   |  View comments  

kenterioncollection:

Muppets from Space (1999)Blu-ray cover

kenterioncollection:

Muppets from Space (1999)
Blu-ray cover

 |   January 11 2013   |  208 notes   |  View comments  

thethingaboutchaos:

My first Fake Criterion for Dredd, directed by Pete Travis and starring Karl Urban and Olivia Thirlby.

thethingaboutchaos:

My first Fake Criterion for Dredd, directed by Pete Travis and starring Karl Urban and Olivia Thirlby.

(Source: the-movie-watcher)

 |   January 8 2013   |  51 notes   |  View comments  

Guys. The Sun Theatre in Williamston. Their Indiegogo campaign only has hours left.
Help a small-town movie theater in Michigan stay open. They’re just over halfway to their goal and if even a percentage of you threw in ten bucks or so, it’d help.
www.indiegogo.com/savethesun
It’s where I learned to love movies growing up. It’s a great theater. It’s been around for decades. It’s not a chain. I’ve put my dough where my mouth is. Just think about passing a few over, if you had a similar theater you’ve loved and lost in the past. 
Thanks,RJ White 

Guys. The Sun Theatre in Williamston. Their Indiegogo campaign only has hours left.

Help a small-town movie theater in Michigan stay open. They’re just over halfway to their goal and if even a percentage of you threw in ten bucks or so, it’d help.

www.indiegogo.com/savethesun

It’s where I learned to love movies growing up. It’s a great theater. It’s been around for decades. It’s not a chain. I’ve put my dough where my mouth is. Just think about passing a few over, if you had a similar theater you’ve loved and lost in the past. 

Thanks,
RJ White 

 |   January 4 2013   |  19 notes   |  View comments  

danielpwnz:

Django Unchained (2012)

danielpwnz:

Django Unchained (2012)

 |   January 4 2013   |  127 notes   |  View comments  

bigredrobot:

Jack & Jill (2011)Dir. Dennis Dugan
For Fake Criterions.

bigredrobot:

Jack & Jill (2011)
Dir. Dennis Dugan

For Fake Criterions.

 |   January 3 2013   |  36 notes   |  View comments  

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