Expanding upon the great catalogue of Criterion releases. Real releases may be found at Criterion.com. This site is not associated with that fine company in any manner, whatsoever. Follow us on Twitter: @FakeCriterions. For tribute/homage/parody only. All copyrights held by their respective owners. “Wait, why is Tokyo Drift in there?” - stignordas, Reddit.comTumblr (3.0; @fakecriterions)http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5dda69aaf7c60110a1dac40a10788225/tumblr_mn1pfewXiK1qm7fcfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://midmarauder.tumblr.com/post/50814998237/criterion-cover-for-jacob-hatleys-documentary" target="_blank">midmarauder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Criterion Cover for Jacob Hatley’s Documentary Film : Ain’t In It For My Health : A Film About Levon Helm</strong></p> <p><strong>MM</strong></p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/50905466332http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/50905466332Mon, 20 May 2013 09:30:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e792a1d9caffe8d945542916e02e087/tumblr_mmumasqZ6P1qm7fcfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://midmarauder.tumblr.com/post/50503387902/criterion-cover-for-john-woos-hard-boiled-mm" target="_blank">midmarauder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Criterion Cover for John Woo’s “Hard Boiled” </strong></p> <p><strong>MM</strong></p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/50505984601http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/50505984601Wed, 15 May 2013 13:30:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dabd1e36f694cb849acb9ad595cb3b4/tumblr_mmahrsCjj21rvqgpso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-movie-watcher.tumblr.com/post/49953640036/a-fake-criterion-i-concocted-for-the-sci-fi" target="_blank">the-movie-watcher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A Fake Criterion I concocted for the sci-fi classic <em>Invasion of the Body Snatchers</em></p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/50346235956http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/50346235956Mon, 13 May 2013 11:45:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a460492d8fdb2d04c8034bcb89f3b62/tumblr_mmc9zpm4rI1rcd9h1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spelunkingtheband.tumblr.com/post/49706812094/in-the-movies-defense-it-does-portray-an" target="_blank">spelunkingtheband</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In the movie’s defense, it does portray an excellent message in minimalism.</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49936833263http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49936833263Wed, 08 May 2013 11:21:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7162bb1927eb4b898f3003ad50424ea3/tumblr_mmag6iJk871rvqgpso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-movie-watcher.tumblr.com/post/49622002444/a-fake-criterion-of-mine-for-the-incredible" target="_blank">the-movie-watcher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A Fake Criterion of mine, for the incredible movie <em>Trollhunter.</em></p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49852152003http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49852152003Tue, 07 May 2013 09:02:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/efc782bb0da9e143deecb7b723138cd1/tumblr_mm7r58MuJE1replrfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0033c481c806a682e66dad5c9b8d96bc/tumblr_mm7r58MuJE1replrfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a491eac0843b4f5b88ff0ed5c7bea89/tumblr_mm7r58MuJE1replrfo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87eb32cf726a272fc8565d669959fc2f/tumblr_mm7r58MuJE1replrfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reservoir-blorgs.tumblr.com/post/49500699571/my-good-burger-fake-criterions-from-ages-ago" target="_blank">reservoir-blorgs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My Good Burger fake Criterions from ages ago.</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49509778105http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49509778105Fri, 03 May 2013 09:09:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/028b2a82381e00e1c89e04f852d99643/tumblr_mihku3hO5E1rt8levo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://officerserpico.tumblr.com/post/49432403540/machete-2010-directed-by-robert-rodriguez-fake" target="_blank">officerserpico</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Machete</em> (2010)<br/>Directed by Robert Rodriguez<br/>Fake Criterion</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49435360119http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49435360119Thu, 02 May 2013 09:25:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fa9806bba90d936876224ff2ac3b22a/tumblr_mm3v0aTpJD1r7cakso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mjanetmars.com/post/49341814740/lars-von-triers-epidemic-is-the-only-film-from" target="_blank">mjanetmars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemic_%28film%29" target="_blank">Lars von Trier’s “Epidemic”</a> is the only film from the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_trilogy" target="_blank">Europa trilogy</a> that’s not on the Criterion Collection. Because today (or yesterday?) is (or was?) the man’s birthday, I made this Fake Criterion cover art for his underdog surrealist film. So there!</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49359765458http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/49359765458Wed, 01 May 2013 10:23:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ccd35e4e4c2ae00aba9e9973eb0e1aa/tumblr_mlowldwQRz1rmbd5ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brokentreeproductions.tumblr.com/post/48671280028/in-honor-of-the-release-of-2013s-the-great" target="_blank">brokentreeproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In honor of the release of 2013’s The Great Gatsby.</p> <p>The Great Gatsby (1974) Fake Criterion Collection</p> <p>Directed by Jack Clayton</p> <p>Starring Robert Redford as Jay Gatsby</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48741048100http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48741048100Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:46:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf9ab7fa72c75a7d4dfc64f2e562f5f8/tumblr_mlfu41a3d31s9wjpdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caeric-arclight.tumblr.com/post/48263583640/corvette-summer-1978" target="_blank">caeric-arclight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Corvette Summer (1978)</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48274559957http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48274559957Thu, 18 Apr 2013 08:57:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91fc88ec9ec8d021c853609b9e0e63d0/tumblr_mlemgbIWUR1qf1yxjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0005568fd17dc5c84c168e532e1f4786/tumblr_mlemgbIWUR1qf1yxjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e7795f693be15631df87fa294bc4fa5/tumblr_mlemgbIWUR1qf1yxjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>The Don Knotts Criterion Showcase-</p> <p><em>The Incredible Mister Limpet</em> [1964]<br/><em>The Reluctant Astronaut</em> [1967]<br/><em>The Shakiest Gun in the Wes</em>t [1968]</p> <p>An email submission from <a href="http://calamityjon.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">“Calamity” Jon Morris</a>.</p>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48200787691http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48200787691Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:48:00 -0400Don KnottsFake Criterionscoverdvd<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a05e7a0529a6390886524b8e2332bd4/tumblr_mlbs0qBDgj1qfnbqqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catvcr.tumblr.com/post/48088719800/violent-cop-fake-criterion" target="_blank">catvcr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Violent Cop Fake Criterion</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48120146448http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48120146448Tue, 16 Apr 2013 10:04:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c79e59abe6a10ab2535ca55e9658b06/tumblr_mkwecboeK11rmbd5ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brokentreeproductions.tumblr.com/post/47385219248/the-sandlot-criterion-collection" target="_blank">brokentreeproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Sandlot Criterion Collection</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48038214070http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/48038214070Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:13:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94119f584351ef6576e97f4e5291bea1/tumblr_ml0rlg8aJv1rewuryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattscartoons.tumblr.com/post/47593866018/whoooo-epic-stinker" target="_blank">mattscartoons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Whoooo! Epic Stinker.</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47702197805http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47702197805Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:37:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74156e0e33345bde64bd807df1750bc3/tumblr_ml3fx4yLXD1qf1yxjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Congratulations to our 10,000th follower, ptbuttons.</p> <p>You don’t win anything.</p>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47700134209http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47700134209Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:53:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd0d71000260f82d5bb499b295e322df/tumblr_mjxemzaT1A1qz9a43o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shutupinter.net/post/45779902394" target="_blank">alexseder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I made a fake Criterion cover for my favorite movie, <em>In Bruges</em> by Martin McDonagh.</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47616585955http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47616585955Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:46:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5765dc489bf96a1889268a7fd0b585d3/tumblr_mkwki4XxZ71rm9e9vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small>“You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten, they’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people… better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.”</small></p> <p><small>Serenity (2005), dir. Joss Whedon.</small></p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47539343972http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47539343972Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:11:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8657f066a3f42f9cb11937279180ca2f/tumblr_mkudg2cB8Z1qgqtcoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tattoothecactus.tumblr.com/post/47283866691/to-die-for-1995-fake-criterion" target="_blank">tattoothecactus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>To Die For (1995) - Fake Criterion</p> </blockquote>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47535976625http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47535976625Tue, 09 Apr 2013 08:53:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39c8ead35f962eaaff6970aa38f717aa/tumblr_mkxvis2dNs1qf1yxjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Heartbeeps</em> [1981]</p> <p>Email submission from <a href="http://calamityjon.tumblr.com" target="_blank">“Calamity” Jon Morris</a>.</p>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47455496985http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47455496985Mon, 08 Apr 2013 09:44:52 -0400Fake Criterionscoverfilm<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/458080cfa154979c4b835de0fe2b43ca/tumblr_mk0vc8gKH21qbtrnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>bigredrobot:</p> <p>The Garbage Pail Kids Movie<br/> Dir. Rod Amateau, 1987</p>http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47276114841http://fakecriterions.tumblr.com/post/47276114841Sat, 06 Apr 2013 10:24:32 -0400